Profile yetiman1969: Zed's dead baby

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As Ok, so here goes. The crazy rock n roll years are behind me. I have played in punk bands, spent two years criss crossing the states on a motorbike, (every tattoo tells a story!) met some amazing people and had some crazy adventures! add to this many years as a minder to the stars and I really do have enough stories to fill a book!

I am divorced and after taking a while to shed the baggage am ready to meet and commit to someone again. The problems I have encountered are that I have been out of the dating game for so long now I have forgotten what to do! (it's a younger mans game!) and people do tend to judge a book by it's cover so any woman I do like the look of tends to be calling the police before she has a chance to see how nice I am.

The options left open to me are the chaos theory (a butterfly flaps it wings in the Amazon and a woman falls for me in Camden) or online dating so here I am!!

I am a BIG 6'7" man with a "comfy" build just imagine someone the same size and shape of a grizzly bear!who is confident, funny, intelligent and genuinely good fun to be with. Apart from the usual pubbing,clubbing and eating out I enjoy live comedy and music and have been known to substitute a sweaty gig for an art gallery or museum and despite the fact I have to duck through doorways and have a shaved head and tattoos I do not eat children (quite the opposite, kids love me because I am a huge organic climbing frame!) and I cried at the end of armageddon!

Despite my thuggish looks (I assure you I only shave my head due to male pattern baldness) I am very charming and extremely well behaved!. Someone who is just as comfortable watching some arthouse cinema as they are the Muppets and just as eager to make farting noises with their armpit as they are sitting up and philosophising into the small hours.

So,If you have always wanted to fulfill a wish of dating an official giant (yes, that is true!)love laughing,enjoy HUGE cuddles and don't mind finding a step to stand on to have a kiss than I am the man for you.If nothing comes of our first date at least you can pretend you had a bodyguard for the night! Go on, you know you're tempted. The future is unwritten.......
Sign Libra

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Divorced
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Inked All Over
My Hair Is Bald
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some College
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is Office Manager
I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live With Roomate(s)
At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker No
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Concert

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Every Day
My Political Views Are Very Conservative
My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Documentary, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Blues, Punk

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Committed