Profil yetiman1969: Zed's dead baby

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Jeg beskriver mig selv som Ok, so here goes. The crazy rock n roll years are behind me. I have played in punk bands, spent two years criss crossing the states on a motorbike, (every tattoo tells a story!) met some amazing people and had some crazy adventures! add to this many years as a minder to the stars and I really do have enough stories to fill a book!

I am divorced and after taking a while to shed the baggage am ready to meet and commit to someone again. The problems I have encountered are that I have been out of the dating game for so long now I have forgotten what to do! (it's a younger mans game!) and people do tend to judge a book by it's cover so any woman I do like the look of tends to be calling the police before she has a chance to see how nice I am.

The options left open to me are the chaos theory (a butterfly flaps it wings in the Amazon and a woman falls for me in Camden) or online dating so here I am!!

I am a BIG 6'7" man with a "comfy" build just imagine someone the same size and shape of a grizzly bear!who is confident, funny, intelligent and genuinely good fun to be with. Apart from the usual pubbing,clubbing and eating out I enjoy live comedy and music and have been known to substitute a sweaty gig for an art gallery or museum and despite the fact I have to duck through doorways and have a shaved head and tattoos I do not eat children (quite the opposite, kids love me because I am a huge organic climbing frame!) and I cried at the end of armageddon!

Despite my thuggish looks (I assure you I only shave my head due to male pattern baldness) I am very charming and extremely well behaved!. Someone who is just as comfortable watching some arthouse cinema as they are the Muppets and just as eager to make farting noises with their armpit as they are sitting up and philosophising into the small hours.

So,If you have always wanted to fulfill a wish of dating an official giant (yes, that is true!)love laughing,enjoy HUGE cuddles and don't mind finding a step to stand on to have a kiss than I am the man for you.If nothing comes of our first date at least you can pretend you had a bodyguard for the night! Go on, you know you're tempted. The future is unwritten.......
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Min kropstype er Et par ekstra kilo
Min højde er Højere end 193 cm
Mine øjne er Brun
Min etnicitet er Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er Skilt
Jeg har børn Nej
Jeg vil have børn Ikke sikker
Mit bedste karaktertræk er Øjne
Kropsudsmykning Blæk over alt
Mit hår er Skaldet
Jeg har en eller flere af disse Ingen kæledyr
Villig til at flytte Nej

Status Hvad laver du?

Mit uddannelsesniveau er Lidt af universitetet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er Fuldtid
Mit speciale er Kunst / musik / litteratur
Min jobtitel er Office Manager
Jeg tjener så meget på et år Fra $15.000USD til $29.999USD
Jeg bor Med værelseskammerat(er)
Hjemme Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem
Jeg er ryger Nej
Jeg drikker Ja - til fester

Personlighed Hvordan handler du? Hvilken smag har du?

I gymnasiet var jeg Klassens klovn
Min sociale opførsel er Venlig, Komisk, Flirtende
Mine interesser og hobbier er Læsning, Film, Gå på diskotek / barer
Min idé om at have det sjovt er Være sammen med venner, Diskotek / barer, Tage til koncert

Synspunkter Syn på livet.

Min religion er Agnostiker
Jeg deltager i tjenester Hver dag
Min form for humor er Tør / sarkastisk, Obskur

Smag Hvad kan du lide?

I tv ser jeg altid Dokumentarer
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en Science Fiction, Dokumentar, Gys
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til Land, Rock, Metal, Blues, Punk

Leder efter Hvad søger du?

Hvad finder du attraktivt? Intelligens, Humor, Følsomhed, Flirtende, Morsom
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