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Age 40 From Aurora, Colorado Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As
alright changing things up...me in a box...(i hope it has air holes...suffocation not my style) witty satire however, im down for that.
I obviously cant describe my entire self in this box, plus theres nowhere for fine print i mean jeez...where else am i going to put that im actually a 25 year old who lives in his mothers basement playing world of warcraft and stalking online dating sights...and hopes to name his first son Jesus
If that hasn\'t scared you off yet...than ok...really?Feel free to continue reading.
*Firstly anyone who writes in their \"about me\" that they have a great personality and is a great person, obviously has lots to hide.
*why didn\'t i get a serious stamp? that\'s not cool...in fact its ***ing stupid
*I wonder if its safe to say your a god in bed? i wonder if anyone would believe you? or try to find out?...in all my browsing i have yet to see such information posted...
* im 25 woopee...overrated, drinking is no longer fun once its legal, but im always down for a drink
*Currently employed
*i dunno i guess if you like what you read send me a message.Which is highly unlikely, but if youd like to chat with a member of the male genus with a measurable...ahem...I.Q. feel free to hit me up.
***BIGGEST PEEVE*** if your gonna put yourself out there at least talk, and if your gonna message me please dont make me carry the conversation...i mean seriously - Sign Aries
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 6' 3 (1.91 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Yes
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- Body Art Branded, Inked All Over, Other, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is High School Diploma
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Sales / Marketing
- My Job Title Is Sales Marketing
- I Make This Much In A Year $75,000USD To $99,999USD
- I Live With Roomate(s)
- At Home There Is Always A Party Going On
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink Yes - One Or Two
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
- My Social Behavior Is Loud, Observant, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Music, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Travel, Cars, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert
- An Ideal First Date Would Be my perfect first date would start with a nice dinner, nothing super fancy, but nice, then having nothing else to do sneaking into some park after dark and just sitting under a tree and talking, actual conversation telling stories and just learning about each other, and hopefully the best part... making plans for the next date lol
- I've Always Wanted To Try sky diving
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Christian
- I Attend Services On Holidays
- My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
- My Goal In Life Is to make 7 figures a year
- My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Dance, Folk, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Biography, Music
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity
- What Do You Look For? Someone like myself only in female form
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Committed
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