Cute FX artist w/ wicked sense of humor
Age 48 From Los Angeles, California Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As
Do you laugh out loud at cheezy horror movies? So much blood it's ridiculous? Makeup lines and oatmeal zombies?
I'm a professional "haunter" at Halloween attractions, I am made of coffee, I love industrial music, and snuggling. I'm all about HORROR. I have a wicked dark sense of humor. I'm an FX artist & makeup/hairstylist. I love Disneyland. Friends tell me I'm cute. heh - Sign Taurus
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
- My Height Is 5' 4 (1.63 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids No
- My Best Feature Is Butt
- Body Art Inked All Over, Secret Piercings
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These Dog
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
- My Speciality Is Other
- My Job Title Is FX Makeup Artist
- I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
- I Live Alone, With Pet(s)
- At Home All Is Calm
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink Yes - One Or Two
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
- My Social Behavior Is Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Gardening
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be
I love a "Pre Date" Coffee Date. I like to see if a guy is down to earth enough, and especially if they get my sense of humor. Beyond that, getting together and talking, maybe a drink, and watching a movie, would be a fabulous time!
I like dancing @ industrial clubs.
I am also a bit of one of them hopeless romantics. I like to dress up to go out, and make a night of it. I'm a hand-holder and hugger, very physically affectionate (snuggling is a MUST). I always picture my fantasy enchanted evenings...just looking for someone who thinks the same! - I've Always Wanted To Try Motorcycle racing
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Fantasy, Fiction, Health, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
- My Idea Of Fun Is
Oh JEEZ, I love haunted house stuff. I love decorating, painting, constructing, fabricating, doing makeup and prosthetics, and scaring the pants off people.
I love fx studio work...it's WORK, but it's sick fun for me.
An average day consists of COFFEE and spending time with my dog, Dingo. I love laying low. I am always doing some kind of project. I clean and organize a lot too. Wow, I sound totally boring, but I swear I'm not!
New to Hollywood, and would love to see some neat stuff! Graveyards, twisted museums, scientology weirdness, the beach, anything...I just want to get out!
Date: horror movies, coffee, geeking out, food, exploring
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
- What Do You Look For? Looking for: someone who gets my evil sense of humor; likes to watch horror movies; isn't afraid of painting their fingernails black sometimes...maybe a HINT of eyeliner...and loves having a fun hairdo; attractive; likes to snuggle; doesn't tease me for loving Disneyland; loves my dog (he's hard not to love!...and he's got a wicked sense of humor too...so no sneezing); likes pizza and burgers; lets me be me
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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