Profil yourkinkyvampire: Your Kinky Vampire

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Jeg taler Engelsk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som You know that feeling when you open your eyes after a really nice, long sleep? The odd, yellow crust breaks and crumbles from the sides of your eyes, and suddenly there's this extreme light shining straight into your face. Are you being interrogated? Have you been downloading naughty things? No, it's just the scary, real world. And you're squinting to block this luminescence from getting too far into your cranium and melting your brain, but the power of the blaze is pulsating through your recently-awoken head and giving you this intense headache, making you wish you'd never woken up, and all you want to do is just pull the covers over your head and go back to sleep forever...

I am Shelbi. The psychopathic, cantankerous, annoying, permanently hyper, self-contious, self-loathing, extremely camp idiot. (Too many adjectives?)

but I don't let it get me down! :D

And yes, I did have to write that nonsensical, story-like paragraph up there, just so I would come across as a deep, creative, interesting girl, when actually I am nothing of the sort! I am a "interesting", moronic girl, with an extremely monotonous personality, as you may have already noticed.

I find it amazingly easy to talk to anyone, and when I do, I'm constantly laughing, concentrating, and trying to listen to every word and detail they are putting into what they are saying.

Everything about me is not very effeminate. The films I like, the things I say, the way I act, but I am not a freak. No matter how weird I may appear to be, and no matter what I say, I am actually kool. But I love weird people. They are amazing. And I wish I was one of them.

My idea of bliss is to be curled up on a sofa, anywhere, watching a scary film, with a man who loves me and his arms wrapped around me. I'd give anything to have that, but it seems to be drifting farther and farther away with every second...

A few more thizzles about the Toffee:

I am in fact a vampire but few people dont believe me such as my skinny "peter pan" friend Ryan! He is just refusing to believe the truth and the reality at hand!

my best friends are:

Josh(I Love You Baby)

Peter

TiM

RoMe

Soldier

Richard

Paden

Mark

Ryan

Bobby

David

Lacey

Lee

RoB

Nikki

Taylor

Becca

Heather

Hannah

Jason

Jason

a bunch of more jasons

and alot of other people so if i left you out please tell me and ill add u in there!

I don't smoke.

I don't drink.

don't do drugs.

I sit in the corner, with a can of Coca Cola, ignoring everyone...but thats when im sad or bored

I fight. if i have to. AI will take any punches thrown at me. But they better be aware that they are getting one back that is even harder. I deserve what I get. I'm a cheeky sod!
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Min kropstype er Atletisk
Min højde er 168 cm
Mine øjne er Brun
Min etnicitet er Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er Single
Jeg har børn Nej
Jeg vil have børn Ja
Mit bedste karaktertræk er Øjne
Kropsudsmykning Piercet... Men kun øre(r), Arret, Stategisk placeret tatovering
Mit hår er Sort
Jeg har en eller flere af disse Kat
Villig til at flytte Ja

Status Hvad laver du?

Mit uddannelsesniveau er Lidt af gymnasiet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er Arbejder hjemmefra
Mit speciale er Kunst / musik / litteratur
Min jobtitel er Tattoo Artist
Jeg tjener så meget på et år Mindre end $14.999USD
Jeg bor Med forældre, Med kæledyr
Hjemme Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem
Jeg er ryger Ja - til fester
Jeg drikker Ja - ofte

Personlighed Hvordan handler du? Hvilken smag har du?

I gymnasiet var jeg Cool fyr
Min sociale opførsel er Komisk, Uadvendt, Mørk, Underlig
Mine interesser og hobbier er Kunst og håndværk, Musik, Film, Internet, Gå på diskotek / barer, Dans, Fotografering, Madlavning, Biler, Kortspil, Gambling
Min idé om at have det sjovt er Være sammen med venner, Feste, Afslappende, Diskotek / barer, Drikke, Tage til koncert
En ideel første date ville være The Bowling Alley to shoot some mad pool =]
Jeg har altid villet prøve alot of things
Mine venner beskriver mig som Venlig, Ballademager, Cool

Synspunkter Syn på livet.

Min religion er Kristen
Jeg deltager i tjenester Aldrig
Mit mål i livet er to become a famouse tattoo artist
Min form for humor er Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Sadistisk

Smag Hvad kan du lide?

I tv ser jeg altid Tegnefilm, Film, Reality Shows, Genudsendelser
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en Comedy, Drama, Gys, Thriller, Voksen
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til Land, Rap, Rock, Metal, Elektronisk, Pop, Industrial, Soul, Gospel, Punk
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid Jeg bryder mig ikke om at læse
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er to sit in the corner with a can of coca cola and think, draw, sing, or write

Leder efter Hvad søger du?

Hvad finder du attraktivt? Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Følsomhed, Skaldethed, Særheder, Spontanitet, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke
Hvad leder du efter? kind, romantic, sweet, kinky, dark/emo, sexy
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter? Internetven, Ven