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Moustachioed horse evades barbers.

Age 33 From Wellingborough, United Kingdom Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Would Describe Myself As My name's Gabrielle. Remember it 'cause you'll be screaming it later... when I chase you down with my axe. Uh, I kid.

    I love comedy, particularly British stand-up comedy and macarbe humour. I’m no comedian, but I revel in making people laugh, and I often crack myself up beyond all possible belief. I also enjoy horror.

    I experiment with my image a lot, I tend to go through a lot of visual changes but it's tied together by a theme of theatricality. I am most comfortable with a striking and unusual aesthetic. I often get asked about the number of piercings I have, so... I have 22 facial piercings.

    I hope you've enjoyed this foray into my life... I’m sorry that I’m a horrible hostess and did not make your time with me more enjoyable.

    Message me. :]
  • Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
  • My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
  • My Eyes Are Gray
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Lips
  • Body Art Other, Secret Piercings
  • My Hair Is Platinum
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Unemployed
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • I Live With Parent(s)
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Shy, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Concert
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be We could have an intense discussion about ourselves in a cafe or restaurant, I'll be witty and mildly self-deprecating and ask you an adequate but not too analytical amount of questions about yourself to which I'll provide charming and encouraging responses once you've given me your answers.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Agnostic
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Pop, Ambient, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Classic, Comic, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend

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