Moustachioed horse evades barbers.
Age 33 From Wellingborough, United Kingdom Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As
My name's Gabrielle. Remember it 'cause you'll be screaming it later... when I chase you down with my axe. Uh, I kid.
I love comedy, particularly British stand-up comedy and macarbe humour. I’m no comedian, but I revel in making people laugh, and I often crack myself up beyond all possible belief. I also enjoy horror.
I experiment with my image a lot, I tend to go through a lot of visual changes but it's tied together by a theme of theatricality. I am most comfortable with a striking and unusual aesthetic. I often get asked about the number of piercings I have, so... I have 22 facial piercings.
I hope you've enjoyed this foray into my life... I’m sorry that I’m a horrible hostess and did not make your time with me more enjoyable.
Message me. :] - Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
- My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
- My Eyes Are Gray
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids No
- My Best Feature Is Lips
- Body Art Other, Secret Piercings
- My Hair Is Platinum
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Unemployed
- My Speciality Is Other
- I Live With Parent(s)
- At Home All Is Calm
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
- My Social Behavior Is Shy, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Concert
- An Ideal First Date Would Be We could have an intense discussion about ourselves in a cafe or restaurant, I'll be witty and mildly self-deprecating and ask you an adequate but not too analytical amount of questions about yourself to which I'll provide charming and encouraging responses once you've given me your answers.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Agnostic
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Pop, Ambient, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Classic, Comic, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend
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