Profile wilkshake: Metaphoric Philosopher of Stupid

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, French
I Would Describe Myself As I would describe myself as a hardworking freeloader who is broke and rich, set in his ways, yet very open-minded. I guess i am a metaphorical philosopher of stupid.
Sign Virgo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Thick
My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Never Married
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Calves
Body Art Branded, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Brown
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Loud, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Games, Family, Photography, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be comfortable in every way. perfect and level-headed converssation.
I've Always Wanted To Try looking for a girl via the web and here i am
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Obscure

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Atheist
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Green Party
My Goal In Life Is My goal is to be happy and find a girl who feels the same way. Life is simple.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Friendly, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Doing fun stuff.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? i look for open-minded people to express themselves with me as i express myself to them. Expression needs to be accepted.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Intimate