Profile whiteyhendrix: engrish funny

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, German, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As Cool, laid back, creative, inventive, funny, well-travelled, imaginative, "real", third-culture kid, the man from here, there, no where and everywhere, charismatically esoteric not to mention enigmatic, charming, occidental and able to beat the required word count on any profile essay.
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Observant, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Anything that would give us a chance to unwind and get to know each other...sometimes its better to start things simply (ie coffee or pint) and than take it from there...if its a nice day (or night even) a lovely walk in a lovely place well do.
I've Always Wanted To Try human flesh...jay kay el oh el...mmm...well come back to this one...
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is contentment I suppose...like everyone else. Ha.

Maybe turning the Royal Mile into a homogenized stretch of tacky souvineir shops...oh wait...
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Ambient, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Science, Science Fiction

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? At the risk of sounding vague...its really on a case by case basis...I do however like intelligence, understanding, non-bitchiness, insightfulness.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed