Profile vonschutze: Let Me Be Your Armor

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Spanish, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As ugh... okay, getting realistic: never had much luck with women folk, call it testosterone poisoning. looking for someone who has a good tolerance of paranoia, a good sensual appetite, a decent sense of humor, and no musical barriers. I marked rap cause funk wasn't available.
DANGER: have dyslexia and genius IQ! basic account... email's on meinspass. spicymchaggiss.
Sign Libra

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Photography, Theater, Cars, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be given the budget, either take a spin in the Caddy or (if completed) my personal hot rod to the lady's specified port of choice, liquor (maybe), weed (maybe), and good food to be had by all, then a scenic cruise through the lovely wilderness with aesthetics provided by Tool, collide, and whomever fits the bill, ended by a passionate night's sleep...or merely a tender kiss goodnight. a man can only dream...
I've Always Wanted To Try always wanted to fly, street race, go paintballin', go to a decent concert either in Humboldt or somewhere not too far south for lack of proper munitions, go shootin' (just target), learn how to script write, christ, I can go on...
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Atheist
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is I am following an Associates in Auto Mechanics since there will always be transportation and there will be work in that field as long as it stays that way. if not, I've been told by enough people I can make a killing off just my rapier wit, I just gotta write it down. however, I always wanted to screen write... MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is hard acceleration (I'm a car guy! sue me!), g-force (wanted to fly USAF or Navy or merc), recoil (gun nut), general havoc sometimes, concerts when I make it, video games (computer, PS2, N64. I'm ol' skoo) good friends, booze and pot. not in any order.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? to be most honest, I'm looking for a pretty face to wake up next to and a warm body to keep me cozy at night. any extracurricular activities are arbitrary. I've just been in a cold bed long enough and any more longer, I will go insane. I just tend to be picky. I value wit and intelligence most of all, otherwise, anyone would do. goth girls sometimes have plenty...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate