undertaker2480


I don't play an undertaker....I AM one!

Age 46 From Asheville, North Carolina Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • First name Bryan
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As I have been a licensed mortician for 25 years. I may not embrace the Gothic lifestyle per se, but I am in constant contact with the dead. Gothic women have always been alluring to me. I'm coming out of a 20 year relationship and I don't want forever. Would love to find a Gothic lady, especially a nice curvy one, to get to know and hang out with.
  • Sign Taurus
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
  • My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Divorced
  • I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Smile
  • My Hair Is Salt And Pepper
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog
  • Willing To Relocate No
More about him
  • What genre of music do you enjoy most? Other
  • What is your favorite band? The Mavericks, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
  • Who is your favorite writer? Stephen King
  • Who is your favorite character from literature? Christine the possessed 1958 Plymouth
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is College Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • My Job Title Is Funeral director/embalmer
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home There Is No Noise
  • I'm A Smoker No
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
  • My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Friendly, Comedic
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Cars
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Concert
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Something that embraces both of our interests, which would allow us both to feel comfortable enough to open up and get to know each other better
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Christian
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Animation
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Blues, Jazz, Gospel
  • When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Religious
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Going to a live music event
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
  • What Do You Look For? A friend, someone to chat with, go out to dinner with, or just to see how far we can push the envelope together...
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate

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