Profile uberman: I've given away my last pound of flesh.

uberman

Age 44 From Centereach, New York Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Russian, Polish, Other
I Would Describe Myself As "Every passion that is suffocated produces a counterpassion, which is malignant as the natural passion would have been benign"

-Charles Fourier, circa 1810
Sign Cancer

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Fit
My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is European
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Hair
Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Brown
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Observant, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Tv, Movies, Internet, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Sleeping
An Ideal First Date Would Be Never really considered it.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Raunchy, Obscure

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Once A Year
My Political Views Are Conservative
My Goal In Life Is To buy a neglected Victorian house and dress up like Gomez Addams. Minus the constant cigar smoking.
My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Anthology, Biography, History, Home & Garden, Political, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is I'm pretty lame actually. I like antiques and interior decorating. Other the that, there's always german wine and a nice book.

When all else fails, nintendo gets plugged in.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Great Skills, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Someone that owns at least 2 different kinds of French maid outfits.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed