Profile the_velvet_rage: Goddamn it. I'm out of ideas.

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, German
I Would Describe Myself As A rancorous writer, sometime somnambulist, comfortable cook.
Sign Virgo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is Shy, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be We'll go get us some coffee and talk. Sound good? Good.
I've Always Wanted To Try Flourless chocolate cake.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Liberal
My Goal In Life Is To have my novellas meet the approval of Stephen King and Neil Gaiman. We will then form a terrifying literary triad, march to Stephanie Meyers' home with pitchforks and torches, and feast upon her still-living flesh.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Industrial, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Poetry, Religious, Satire, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Snuggling my two black cats, Scrambles the Deth Dealer and Alistair Crowley. Also movies, barhopping and being an enormous nerd.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Someone with whom there is chemistry and an attraction; you don't have to have a lot of experience, but you should be patient, open, and willing to show me the ropes. So to speak. Also, those who listen to Dan Savage's podcast will get extra points.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate