the_bearded_lady


escapism..

Age 36 From Durban, South Africa Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As i enjoy the aged as apposed to the severly youthful, a spot of vintage, the obese, the deformed and body hair in general, although i would not touch it, i may just gaze at it from a distance. i avoid shaking hands and think high fives are a conspiracy although i do not know why, yet..
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  • Sign Virgo
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Curvy
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • Body Art Secret Piercings
  • My Hair Is Auburn / Red
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some University
  • My Current Employment Status Is Student
  • I Live With Parent(s)
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
  • I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Trying New Things, Playing Dress-up
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be flying a kite... or building a sandcastle or better yet throwing sand at children
  • I've Always Wanted To Try body suspension
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Not Religious
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Horror
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Biography, Poetry

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