Profile teoliver: I wish I'd never been beat up by a girl

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I have the uncanny ability to scream like a girl. I've never been stabbed in a knife fight and I just recently finished the book "How to Date WITHOUT Having to Use Force". :)

I am a part time writer do an internet search for T.E. Oliver and you will find samples of my darker work and alternative means of contacting me directly.
Sign Aquarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography, Theater, Cars, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be a really hot girl, maybe a midget (dwarf acceptable too), and a horse for good measure.
I've Always Wanted To Try To pull someone's still beating heart out of their chest and show it to them.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is Complete and total world *****ation, but if that doesn't work out I would settle for street musician.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Computers, Fiction, History, Horror, Philosophy, Political, Religious, Satire, Science, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Not being shot or stabbed. Not being eaten by a shark. I like not stepping on landmines too.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed