swamplotus


heart full of napalm

Age 40 From Tomball, Texas Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Spanish, Binary, Other
  • I Would Describe Myself As name's chrystal, into crust, grindcore, thrash metal, 80's music, oldies...

    i'm looking for others like me, guy or gal. i like to ride bikes, take walks, go to shows, drink, and make stuff. good food and bad jokes are always lovely.

    solipsism
  • Sign Taurus
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Big And Beautiful
  • My Height Is 5' 3 (1.6 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is Hispanic/latino, Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Divorced
  • I Have Kids Yes - At Home
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Other, Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Brown
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Work At Home
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • My Job Title Is Mother/Student
  • I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
  • I Live With Parent(s), With Kid(s)
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
  • I Drink Yes - Often
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Volunteering, Computers
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Drinking, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be going to a show, getting trashed and having an all around good time. that's what it's all about, right?
  • I've Always Wanted To Try being peed on, murder, alligator wrestling...
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Atheist
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Very Liberal
  • My Goal In Life Is To live.
    To be Eva Gabor in the upcoming Green Acres movie...
    To train hop and bebob
    all of the time.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Pop, Industrial, Reggae, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? I'm looking for friends. Smart, open-minded, tree-hugging, republican hatin, music-lovin, silly ol stinky petes.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend

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