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Between Thrill Kill and School Marm?

Age 53 From Portland, Oregon Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As Looks fade, fashions change, drugs get boring, and sometimes it's not cool to stack your trunk full of butchered hitchhikers, so the requisite is the ability to peg the laugh meter. I am very witty and funny. But as I have to be relaxed to be that way, I do not expect the woman I meet to be immediately able to do this to me until she herself is relaxed. Hell, it could take weeks.
  • Sign Sagittarius
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Slim
  • My Height Is 6' 4 (1.93 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Calves
  • My Hair Is Grey
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is University Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Often
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Boisterous, Comedic
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Movies, Internet, Gambling, Volunteering
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Drinking casually with an exit strategy.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Panda steaks
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, A Troll, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Agnostic
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Goal In Life Is To find a goal, but I don't want to spend too much energy on the contemplation part.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, Adult
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Industrial, Ambient, Dance
  • When I Read, I Always Read News, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Instructional, Mystery, Political, Reference, Satire
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Contemplating the lesser mysteries of life.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Oddities, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? Tina Fey with heavy black mascara.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate

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