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The Random Ponderings of an Amused Mind

Age 41 From Hanford, California Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Would Describe Myself As I am a very unique person. I remind most of people they have met in the past but at the same time am unlike anyone you have ever met, or will meet again. I am a very intelligent person, without being a brainiac.

    I have been told I have a tongue like a shovel, when I'm in trouble I start talking and rather than bail myself out, I dig myself deeper. I tend to speak when being quiet would ******** better and vice versa.

    I am both an introvert and an extrovert. I am composed and chaotic. Sane and Crazy. Active and lazy. I am The Gemini, a walking contradiction.

    I'm late for everything and usually get lost on the way there. But there is always a reason behind it and I usually end up learning something on the way.

    My past (both this life & previous) is very important to me, I tend to dwell on things but not get stuck on them. I look back to analyze and evaluate, to learn from my mistakes and the mistakes of others.

    I find life to be one great joke and have come to the realization that in life, you either learn to laugh or you start screaming & don't stop; thus I have an odd sense of humor and often find things funny that others do not.

    I am a very understanding person, tend to be a tad cynical and even at times jaded. I consider myself a "realist". I see the world for what it is, and not what I wish it was.

    One of my friends recently told me that I am "the straightest gay man [she] has ever met". Interestingly enough, it's not the first time I've heard that, and probably won't be the last.

    To sum it up, I am an oddball, when the Gods made me, the mold didn't break, it freaking exploded.
  • Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
  • My Eyes Are Blue
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Widowed
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Yes
  • My Best Feature Is Hair
  • Body Art Other, Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Dark Blonde
  • I Have One Or More Of These Rodent
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
  • My Speciality Is Computers / Electronic
  • My Job Title Is Headshop Owner
  • I Live Alone, With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
  • At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - One Or Two
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Photography, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards, Computers
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Surprise Me
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Your mom on for size.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Other
  • My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
  • My Goal In Life Is to live until I die, no more, no less.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Dramas, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Re-runs
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Drama, Horror, Thriller, Adult
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, New age, Dance, Reggae
  • When I Read, I Always Read Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? The next hurdle that the universe is about to spring into my path out of nowhere, hoping I see in time to jump.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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