Your mom...
Age 44 From Portland, Oregon Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As Your mom, and I'm drunk and stuff, so...
- Sign Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
- My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
- My Eyes Are Black
- My Ethnicity Is Other
- My Marital Situation Is Never Married
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Belly Button
- Body Art Wouldn't Even Think About It
- My Hair Is Bald
- I Have One Or More Of These Dog
- Willing To Relocate No
More about him
- What genre of music do you enjoy most? Other
- What is your favorite band? R.a.m.o.n.your mom.e.s
- Who is your favorite writer? Joey, Jonny, Deedee, marky
- Who is your favorite character from literature? Hank chinasky
- What is the best site about Goth culture? Fuck off
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
- My Speciality Is Other
- My Job Title Is No really, your mom
- I Make This Much In A Year More Than $150,000USD
- I Live With Pet(s)
- At Home There Is Always A Party Going On
- I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
- My Social Behavior Is Anti-social
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Internet
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Partying
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Your mom
- I've Always Wanted To Try Your mom
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Scientology
- I Attend Services Every Day
- My Political Views Are Republican
- My Goal In Life Is To, you know, your mom.
- My Kind Of Humor Is I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Movies, I Wish I Had A Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country
- When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Classic, Music, Erotica
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Passiveness
- What Do You Look For? Honestly, your mom...
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Intimate, Doesnt Matter
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