Hell is a party and it's in my pants
Age 38 From Austin, Texas Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As Because of my lack of soul, I seek out others, kill them, and collect souls in a jar.
- Sign Pisces
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Big And Beautiful
- My Height Is 4' 0 (1.22 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- Body Art Branded, Fanged, Scarred
- My Hair Is Dark Blonde
- I Have One Or More Of These Dog, Exotic Animal
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Sales / Marketing
- I Make This Much In A Year More Than $150,000USD
- I Live Alone, With Pet(s)
- At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
- I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
- My Social Behavior Is Loud, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Dining, Travel, Cooking
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Concert
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Going to a cemetery, dig up bodies together, and collect their souls in my jar.Then hitting you on the head and slamming me vag against your mouth until I come.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, A Troll, Raunchy, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Hindu
- I Attend Services Every Day
- My Political Views Are Green Party
- My Goal In Life Is Collect enough souls to feel whole. Until the I will sit in the darkness of a shallow grave, crying.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv, Sports, Reality Shows, Soaps, Re-runs
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
- When I Read, I Always Read Comic, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Satire
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
- What Do You Look For? SOULS...a person with a good soul so I can kill them and put it in my jar.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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