sneschalmers666


That dude you've seen walking around.

Age 41 From Lakewood, Washington Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As Low ambition, funny, slightly obnoxious, tall, laid back, geeky, not-photogenic, stoney, crude, no-filter, honest, and other things most women don't find desirable. (Note, I have chipped teeth. Sorry, just being up-front and honest.) Mostly into Thrash, NWOBHM, Traditional Heavy Metal, some Japanese Metal, some (very little) Death Metal, some Punk, and Classic Rock.
  • Sign Capricorn
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 6' 4 (1.93 m)
  • My Eyes Are Hazel
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Legs
  • Body Art Strategically Placed Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Auburn / Red
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is High School Diploma
  • My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
  • My Speciality Is Food / Catering
  • My Job Title Is Register monkey
  • I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s)
  • At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Comedic, Observant
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Internet, Games, Movies, Music
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Partying, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Hanging out, getting stoned, listening to metal, watching some funny movies, and just talking about whatever.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, A Troll, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Atheist
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
  • My Goal In Life Is To enjoy it while I have it.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Sports, Re-runs
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Animation, Adult
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Metal, Punk, Rock
  • When I Read, I Always Read Comic, Fiction, I Don't Like Reading
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? Someone who knows what she wants, doesn't play games, and has a sense of humor.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Intimate, Committed

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