Profile snarkyclown: The Clown of Darkness

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Urdu
I Would Describe Myself As This is the sad, tragic story of a clown, known in his younger years simply as Snarky. Snarky’s father, Mr. Snark, was a circus clown from the city. His mother, Mrs. Snark, was born a country clown and grew up making all the farm animals laugh. Rumor has it that Snarky was born a regular, happy clown, with a bright-colored, green-eyed, blue-nosed, and red-lipped face. This was accented by a joyful demeanor. Growing up, he was chastised and made fun of because of his strange appearance. He also played tricks on everyone, which caused him a lot of problems. No one really understood him.
Then, at age 18, tragedy befell him. Nobody knows just what happened, but under mysterious circumstances, he fell out of a window of his two-story house. This appeared to be the end of this jolly clown, but right after he fell to his apparent death, a large lightening strike hit the area. The old happy Snarky was never seen again. In his place, they found a new Snarky. This one was dark, gothic, and mysterious, with a black and white face and shadowy attire. He had a twisted and satirical sense of humor. Almost all the people, especially the babes, loved him. Now and forever, he will be known as Snarky, The Clown Of Darkness.
Oh, yeah, one more thing, I make movies(I'm a movie star--Duh!) with my indie filmaker/directer/producer Johnny Lion.
Sign Capricorn

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Athletic
My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are Green
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian, Other
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Lips
Body Art Inked All Over, Other
My Hair Is Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm, No pets
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Movies, Theater
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Partying, Sleeping, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Some girl with her hands all over me, UH!
I've Always Wanted To Try Anything!
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services Once A Month
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is To remain The King of all Clowns.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Animation, Horror, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read Comic, Horror, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Clowning around!

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For? BABES!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed