smartcool


Weirdest wildest guy.

Age 80 From Parkland, Washington Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As Very sarcastic, free thinking, wild guy who likes alternative music, most tattoos, and has always been a rebel. Dont look weird, but am. My kids are too conservative. Try to get them to loosen up. I take them to cool concerts, but they wont let me go in.
  • Sign Libra
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
  • My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
  • My Eyes Are Hazel
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Divorced
  • I Have Kids Yes - At Home
  • I Want Kids Yes
  • My Best Feature Is Smile
  • Body Art Wouldn't Even Think About It
  • My Hair Is Salt And Pepper
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is University Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Retired
  • My Speciality Is Administrative / Management
  • My Job Title Is Accountant, self employed
  • I Make This Much In A Year $45,000USD To $59,999USD
  • I Live With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker No
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Tv, Internet, Games, Family, Cooking
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Trying New Things
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Wet Spot, painting each others bodies, eating seaweed with peanut butter, protesting at a food bank, crashing at a homeless shelter, painting polka dots in the living room, the playground after dark.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try snowboarding, sledding down a hill without a sled. Zimmerman's foods. Not good with heights, but like anything weird and unusual.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Not Religious
  • I Attend Services Once
  • My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
  • My Goal In Life Is Not die
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Animation, Adult
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Industrial, New age
  • When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Biography, Business, Health, History, Humor, Political, Science, I'm An Author
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Sensitivity, Oddities, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? My friend
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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