putting laughter back in manslaughter
Age 38 From Knoxville, Tennessee Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English, German, Other
- I Would Describe Myself As
I collect records
I like getting drunk and watching/singing along with Disney movies sometimes
I read a lot
I enjoy the mountains more than most people
I think EVERYTHING tastes better with Tabasco
I HATE: guys that are more effeminate than I am; those super close up, angled profile pictures; LOL!!11 and ketchup.
I LOVE: giant pixy stix; dancing like no one is watching; Norman "Sailor Jerry" Collins; quantum physics(seriously!) and science magazines (i have every issue of Scientific American from 1968 to 1973)
Also, I don't understand tattoos of stars. Why does everybody in the world have them? They're not exactly bad tattoos (it's no barbed wire around a bicep) they just confuse me.
and because everyone needs to know...
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don?t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. - Sign Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Slim
- My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Never Married
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- Body Art Other, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These Dog
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Other
- My Job Title Is Gamehendge Park Ranger
- I Make This Much In A Year $30,000USD To $44,999USD
- I Live With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
- At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Brain
- My Social Behavior Is Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Dancing, Photography, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Computers
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Crosswords, coffee, and a conversation worth listening to.
- I've Always Wanted To Try Hiking the Appalachian Trail.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, A Flirt
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Buddhist / Taoist
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Not Sure
- My Goal In Life Is To go to business school in Japan, then be my own boss.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, I Don't Like Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Horror
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Industrial, Reggae, Folk, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fiction, Mathematics, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Satire, Science
- My Idea Of Fun Is Getting drunk or laid.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
- What Do You Look For? Self-confidence and at least a 12th grade reading level. As long as you have those and aren't the elephant man, then nothing else matters.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend
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