Profile shellynb:

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I'm a salty little pisser with a RED personality! I wear jeans as a second skin and can eat anything cold. I almost always sleep on my belly and wiggle my feet in bed. I sound like a tranny when I am tired and I am a crazy fast driver. I collect maps from different places and desire the eccentric. I dig people who are really funny and kinda creepy. I believe in drinking more liquids than eating solids, but that rarely happens. I try to live a healthy lifestyle, but I am a cheeseburgers slut and ice cream ho. My super big weaknesses are doughnuts and fried chicken. I cry every time I watch "Bruce Almighty" and "Love Actually". I have a twin sister that I call Mimerachi and I live in a little corner called Los Feliz. I admire free spirited human beings and always have bizarre dreams. I have fun speaking with an accent, but I am horrible at it, so I just speak it to myself in the car or to my customers at work. I hate sports, although I do try to workout everyday. listening to music by candlelight with someone close to my heart is one of my favorite things to do. I lust after fun suprises and adore flowers, especially blue roses with glittered tips. I like my music loud and my boys androgenous. I have lots and lots of perfume and I prefer to smell like a piece of candy. My room makes me appear to be sixteen years old, but I don't care!
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be something I didn't have to plan.
I've Always Wanted To Try a nudist beach.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views Views on life.

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Electronic, Classical, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read Fiction, Health
My Idea Of Fun Is singing in the car, tattoos, spray paint, classic cars, vintage whatnots, dinner parties, dried flowers, candle lit bubble baths, amusement parks after dark, tearing up the rug, theatrical live bands, having a drink w/ a grit, my new found love of champagne and riesling, cooking, eating all types of food, dark chocolate, picnics in the park or cemetary, long walks at dusk, cloudy days, thunder and lighting storms, camping in the woods, hiking, road trips, traveling, getting lost, people watching, john waterhouse, mark ryden, comedy shows, film, music, art, hangingout, bumbing around the house, silent films, butoh, burlesque, cabaret, androgyny, circus freaks, vaudeville, ventriloquism, magicians, pirates, fireworks, vintage erotica, laughing until I have to pee, chatting it up about the supernatural until i am totally freaked-the-heck-out, going to the beach and digging my feet in the wet sand, getting a massage, skinny dipping, anytime spent naked is a good time to me!

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Looking to explore the scary unknown, with creatures from the black lagoon! Searching for my beautiful monster! I would really like to find someone with a dark-sexy spooky side, as well as a silly fun side and a down to earth genuine side; I want the whole spectrum. I like guys who have dark hair and eyes, thin to athletic in body type, funny, sexy, rocker or gothicish. I am all up in chris corner with a little more meat on the bones. I like'em smart, but not too the point where I feel like a dumbass. I want someone that has the same common intersts, wants the same things from a relationship that I want. I want someone I don't feel I need to change who they are; I want to be crazy about the entire package: looks, style, taste in music, art, movies, social activites...you get what I am saying.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate