Profile shamanicdarkling: *chews on your face*

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As i'm really more of a necro-hippie than a goth guy. my sense of humor is, to say the least... disgusting. my mind never leaves the gutter, but i'm really a very sweet person, once you get past my cynical nature. i'm fun, especially after tequila, and i will get along with everyone. i have a bit of a dual nature, as my ascendant sign is gemini- but don't let that scare ya off! my sun sign is scorpio, so while i'm wild in the sack, i'm also a very loving individual, as my moon sign is cancer. and fyi, i'm pagan.
i've many hobbies and interests, including, but not limited to reading, movies, music, dancing, photography, botany, painting, sculpture, video games, camping, fishing, cooking, museums, theatre, concerts, friends, animals, friends that act like animals, etc etc
i collect old keys, lighters, knives, insects, and fun dead stuff! ^_^
my favorite time of year- autumn
my favorite holiday- samhain
my favorite type of weather- rainstorms
my favorite time of day- midnight
my favorite animals- cats, reptiles (especially of the legless variety)
i'm basically just lookin' for friends, or that insanely elusive creature- a guy who wants to date, and not just mess around. 0_o
as far as friendships go- the sky is the limit. any race, gender, orientation, creed, philosophy- it doesn'y matter.
as far as dateworthy candidates- ya must me male, ya must be masculine, ya must be fun/wild/crazy with the ability to bring out my reckless side. at least a medeocre level of intelligence is a plus, as well as some artistic capabilities, but that's not really a requirement. you MUST, however, be extremely openminded, as well as an amazingly good kisser.
oh yeah, and if ya shave your body, pluck your eyebrows, artificially tan, or insist on bathing five times a day, then we probably won't be very compatible. 0_o

oh, and a sick/twisted/disgusting/grotesque
sense of humor never hurt anybody, either...
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Curvy
My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Hair
Body Art Other, Secret Piercings
My Hair Is Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These Cat
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
My Speciality Is Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is bookseller extraordinaire
I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
I Live With Roomate(s)
At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink No

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be tea, followed by
something completely inexplicable and random, followed by a goodnight kiss? (optional)
I've Always Wanted To Try everything that life has to offer. 0_o
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
My Political Views Are Very Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, I Don't Like Tv, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Anthology, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is i'll just give ya three, shall i? :-)

1. dancing naked during a rainstorm

2. the endorphine rush attained after being peirced, whipped with a riding crop, etc.

3. taking a moonlit walk

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed