MEAT LOAF YO!
Age 38 From Birmingham, United Kingdom Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As
Some things are nice, some things are rubbish. I like the nice ones as a rule.
Everyone says I dress like a lesbian, but I had no idea there was a lesbian dress code (apart from dungarees - But when was the last time you saw a lesbian in dungarees?!)
Sometimes I make people laugh but most times I just wanna sleep and play tetris.
I'm stupidly positive, every situations got something funny in it! Even really shit ones. Humor is win! So no one takes me seriously, which means I can be as vile as I want to and everyone ignores me haha
I'm nice, I'll talk shit to anyone who'll listen and I tell jokes for money but not very often. It's all gravy baby
I'm shabba ranks! - Sign Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Curvy
- My Height Is 5' 7 (1.7 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Legs
- Body Art Fanged, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo
- My Hair Is Auburn / Red
- I Have One Or More Of These Dog
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is University Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Entertainment / Media
- My Job Title Is Editor / Film maker
- I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
- I Live With Roomate(s)
- At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Trying To Quit
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
- My Social Behavior Is Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Photography
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be As long as at some point it involves a random piggy back, you can't go wrong.
- I've Always Wanted To Try licking a battery
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Not Religious
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Very Liberal
- My Goal In Life Is Do more stand up comedy and buy a new car. Then I can die happy! I don't want much! haha
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Soaps
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
- When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Horror
- My Idea Of Fun Is Laughing my socks off and going on random adventures
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit
- What Do You Look For? A pulse
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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