Profile satyre: Why am I here? I'll be damned if I know

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

More about her

What genre of music do you enjoy most? Gothic Rock
What is your favorite band? Too many to say...
Who is your favorite writer? Anne Rice,
Who is your favorite character from literature? Lestat, or possibly poor Louis
What is the best site about Goth culture? There isnt 1, maybe I should start my own...

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Shy, Strange, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Camping, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Cooking, Family, Internet, Gambling, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be Relaxed, maybe going to a bar/cafe, talking, walking, seeing a movie, going out to a club, wandering the graveyard at midnight...anything where we can get to know more about each other and see where our adventures take us..:)
I've Always Wanted To Try Everything !!! I want to do as much as I can before I get too old and have good memories to mull over. I have just discovered that my horse has 4 (in her case possibly 5) fantastic paces and her 3rd and 4th are so epic that I sometimes believe she is a supercharged unicorn. 5th gear is calling, wanna come see us FLY?? :D I might just let you ride her if you're brave enough.....
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is To experience as many new things as I can before my time runs out, and to make as many good memories as possible for when I'm old and grey...I want to find my 1 twin flame to help with this so we can learn, grow and evolve together.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Documentary, Family, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Ambient, Blues, Classical, Country, Dance, Electronic, Industrial, Metal, Punk, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is Anything that makes me laugh...not too difficult to achieve. I don't care if we're all laughing at me, as long as we have fun...I'm a bit obscure, possibly too dark for human interaction but I can't help my strange ways. I put my size 6's in my mouth regularly so I find laughter is the best cure for my many faux pas'.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For? I'm looking for someone who's not gonna smother me and block my karma. Someone who will make me laugh daily and who can handle my obscure sense of humour. I've got 3 boys so don't ask me to have more, the answer is NO, NO..NO...pre-made kids are welcome but no more babies !!! I'm hoping to find my Gothic muse who will inspire me and accept me for who I am.
I'm a paranormal investigator, healer, psychic and I still can't work out why spirit comes to me more than mortals. S'pose I'm a glutton for punishment because I keep gravitating back to this site for some insane reason. Maybe I should just accept that I will never find THE ONE online and go live my life without stressing about all this crap.....
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Intimate, Committed