Profile sarabella: I Shoulda Sent Flowers...

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As If it's okay, I'll just get my sh*t and leave. I won't say one word, I'll keep my tricks up my sleeve. Flew off of the handle you open-fire on me. Put me down, put me out of my misery I'm fatally yours.
Sign Cancer

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Average
My Height Is 5' 2 (1.57 m)
My Eyes Are Green
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Separated
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Lips
Body Art Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Black
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Dinner and drinks sometime after 9... (Wait, isn't that in a song? Yup, it is...) But yes. That's a good start. Perhaps a late evening walk to the lake or other nearby body of water. Good conversation is always a plus. If it's cold, wrap your arm around me. Don't be shy...it's unbecoming.
I've Always Wanted To Try I do pretty much everything I want to do... But this one remains open.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Once A Week
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is To accomplish everything I said I was going to, and to do everything everyone else told me I couldn't.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Music, Philosophy, Religious
My Idea Of Fun Is Movies. Horror movies, namely. Blood, guts and screaming girls. I also enjoy a good stiff drink every now and again. I like Jameson. Umm, I go to a lot of shows when I can and love to just hang out...

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For? A good sick sense of humor. I laugh at everything, and nothing is taboo.

If you trip, fall, break your arm...I am the girl laughing hysterically at your misfortune. I, of course, will check to see if you're okay, and continue to giggle uncontrollably while driving you to the emergency room.

I also look for a man that can drink, someone who can hold his own in the pit but isn't a d*&k about it.

Call me a girly girl, but I also like a guy who will just hang out and snuggle with me under a blanket and watch movies with me all night. I do, however, tend to bite, kiss and purr. You've been appropriately warned.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date