Profile s0mac0ma: rice & burton?! be original! chri(st)ick

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As i will ya! your who! with my lum0s0rb! you should check out these series of stories starring: lil jimmy fetus and rico suave, his pet chihuahua! lil jimmy fetus did not quite make it out of the womb fully developed, but that is not stopping him from enjoying his existence. he lives in a jar & his umbilical cord hangs out the side, where upon rico drags him from place to place. they go on many adventures, like little jimmy fetus gets laid! picture: a jar with a condom over it, and a prostitute squatting down with her gargantuan, gaping ****** hovering over the cap of the jar. all the while rico cowers in the corner from the giant bush! or read: little jimmy fetus & rico suave crash into the world trade center...again!!! it has all the laughs you need on any given day, so check 'em out! my alias...
Sign Gemini

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Athletic
My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Never Married
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Hair
Body Art Scarred
My Hair Is Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some College
My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
My Speciality Is Student
At Home All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Socialist
My Goal In Life Is to have the American Dream of moving back to Europe!
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Classic, Comic, Humor, Philosophy, Political, Satire, Science Fiction, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is since i was about 12, when i first hit puberty, every spring i dye my hair on the top of my head, in my armpits, and my pubes green to signify that even the lushness & decadence of spring has no boundaries when it comes to this man! i use my body as a canvas to give my interpretation as an oak tree. this persists throughout the summer, whilst my hair lengthens to quite the green mop top. when fall hits though, i start to dye my hair yellow, then orange, red, and finally brown. as autumn progresses, i cut and shave bits and pieces of my hair, even the pubic hair, till about mid november when all of my hair is gone, and to the point in which i look like a cancer patient! at that time, i take all of the shavings i have saved and what is left of my hair and glue them to my shoes as to embody the dead leaves from my extremities to the base of this tree. throughout winter, i remain bald & hairless like a newborn babe, so as to represent that my body and soul is as bare as the oak tree i port

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate