Deadpool and Dante
Age 39 From Long Beach, California Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As
I have a tendency to flip between being hyper, morbid, and carnal. I will ask for random things like walking around at night, taking sexy pictures, and jamming out to something random. I may headbang to a song in my head.
I will probably pick you up and play you like a guitar. I will definitely hug/grab/kiss you in public. I will brood, I will meditate, I will pull your head back and kiss/bite your neck. I will play video games, board games, card games, strip games, and drinking games. I will try and get you to play these games, especially the strip games.
I will draw you. I will need you for support. I will be afraid to tell you things. I will say something stupid and not realize it. I will make fun of things I don't like. I will make fun of things I do like. I will argue using logic and reasoning. I will watch porn. I will want you to watch it with me. I will be messy. I will stare down any guy that tries to hit on you. I will break any guy that tries to hit you. I will not hit women, even if they are hitting me.
I will try to be the best man I can be. - Sign Pisces
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Slim
- My Height Is 6' 1 (1.85 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is African American
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids No
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- Body Art Other
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
- My Speciality Is Art / Music / Literature
- My Job Title Is Server Tech
- I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
- I Live With Parent(s)
- At Home There Is No Noise
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
- My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Dark
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Playing Cards, Computers
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games
- An Ideal First Date Would Be A stroll at night along the river, or Lake Michigan if I'm in Chicago.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Cool
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Not Religious
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
- My Goal In Life Is Be the man I once was. After that, who knows? Either making a career doing concept art, erotic art, or creating a jazz band.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Sports
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Animation, Thriller, Adult
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Jazz
- When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, Humor, Poetry, Satire
- My Idea Of Fun Is Playing video games, board games, card games, turning any of those things into strip games, drawing, taking in the night air, public affection, doing naughty things on webcams, banter, listening to music, watching good movies, cartoons, anime, and drinking with friends.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
- What Do You Look For? Daria? I like wit and banter. I love quiet attitudes, whether they're shy or observant. Glasses are hot, and so are women that don't cake themselves in make-up.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate
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