randycandy


Hell is empty, all the Devils are here

Age 45 From Chicago, Illinois Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Spanish
  • I Would Describe Myself As Randy Candy on face. my motorcycle, gore, special effects, Horror in all forms, Cirque Du Soleil, Danny Elfman, Rebellions, Tim Burton, Garbage Pail Kids, Clowns, silly little back flips, Scary stuff, Foam Prosthetics, Rubber/latex props, Pierogi's, Zombies, Eye to Eye contact, rain, muppets, Cartoons, my prey, deserted streets, mysticism, chain saws, fantasy, blood, clown shoes, strange noises, fairytales, vampires, magic, funbags, hearses, gore, The word panties, Squirting flowers, pirates, Monsters, dreaming, Fuzzy stuff, circus arts, Armies of snowmen, fire, special fx, pain, brains, Cotton candy, giggling like a little ***!, Make-up, Weapons, Polka dots, Imagination, Creativity, invisible friends, buffets, blood, donkees, and eating babies!
  • Sign Pisces
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
  • My Eyes Are Green
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • Body Art Inked All Over, Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Other
  • I Have One Or More Of These Dog, Reptile
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • I Live With Pet(s)
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Volunteering
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be everything unplanned.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try eating people.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Other
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Industrial
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? someone that can handle the Candyman.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed

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