Pretentious twat seeks himself.
Age 36 From Birmingham, United Kingdom Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As A complete c-word. I'm dull and self-interested. Don't even bother messaging me unless you fancy being bored to death by my pretentious bollocks.
- Sign Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is African American
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids No
- My Best Feature Is Hands
- Body Art Strategically Placed Tattoo
- My Hair Is Dark Brown
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Student
- My Speciality Is Student
- My Job Title Is Writer/loser/pathological liar.
- I Live With Roomate(s)
- At Home There Is No Noise
- I Drink Yes - One Or Two
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
- My Social Behavior Is Anti-social
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Internet
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Sleeping, Reading A Book
- An Ideal First Date Would Be In a cheap motel. You bring condoms and I'll bring arrogance and a scant disregard for your personal boundaries.
- I've Always Wanted To Try LSD
- My Friends Describe Me As Being A Troll
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Atheist
- My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
- My Goal In Life Is Kill myself.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Folk, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical
- My Idea Of Fun Is Killing puppies.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity
- What Do You Look For? Someone who won't say no.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate
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