Profile pyrotechnologist: My name is not important...

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I'm a creepy little jerk. I'm rude, I'm sarcastic, and condescending... love me?
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Boisterous, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Fire Starter, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Any classic date would do, so long as it starts simple and turns complicated. Like going to a theme-park and deciding to ask as many people as you can where their toasters live (or something odd like that).
I've Always Wanted To Try Skydiving, I wish to have multiple opportunities to learn about the physics involved.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is Theoretically, just to get by. Income, living space, significant other, transportation, etc.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Anthology, Biography, Business, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Something with a little more adrenaline than the rest of day-to-day life. Tormenting strangers at the mall. Riding roller coasters. Blowing shit up. Committing a crime. Getting really drawn into a movie. But one thing that must be learned is that I always plan ahead, no "spur of the moment" bullshit. Look before you leap.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power
What Do You Look For? One who finds things funny, but life isn't a constant joke that should be laughed at 24/7. I want someone to sit back with me and quietly observe the stupidity of the world around us. I look for a person that doesn't take shit from most anybody, and can do what is necessary to make his point clear. I want a brute and a jackass, in both life and the bedroom, but a somewhat emotional date. The type who becomes a bodyguard or a bouncer not because he wanted to, but just because it fit, and he was good at it. This may be a bit much for here, but I figure I'll take the time to spell it all out. I don't reallyy expect anybody to be all of these things.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed