poofter


Do you also suffer from odd looks?

Age 95 From Breda, Netherlands Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, German, Dutch, Binary
  • I Would Describe Myself As There's nothing a witticism or two can't fix. If you think there is, then your witticisms aren't elaborate enough.
  • Sign Leo
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Athletic
  • My Height Is Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
  • My Eyes Are Green
  • My Ethnicity Is European
  • My Marital Situation Is Never Married
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Hands
  • Body Art Wouldn't Even Think About It
  • My Hair Is Dark Brown
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some University
  • My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
  • My Speciality Is Education / Academic
  • My Job Title Is professional know-it-all
  • I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home There Is No Noise
  • I'm A Smoker No
  • I Drink Yes - One Or Two
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Surprising
  • I've Always Wanted To Try to lunge wildly at the pope, just to see what happens - (c) Bill bailey (credit where credit's due)
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Other
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Libertarian
  • My Goal In Life Is gradually unfolding.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Folk
  • When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Blanky, booze, movie, muse
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Oddities, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? Looking for willing test subjects in an ongoing attempt to refute my own misanthropy. So far, humanity is losing. come on people, show me some love!
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate

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