Profile pissskit: look at my profile or die

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As i am SNIGEL and i want YOU to be mah MAN to BURP in my sofa when im in the kitchen coocking some bacon n beens for YOU.
you are fat and sweaty and i work as a stripper and we live in a trailor. my dream is to get electricity.
Sign Leo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Average
My Height Is 4' 0 (1.22 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is European
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Hands
Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These Cat
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Shy, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Photography
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Industrial, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Biography, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry
My Idea Of Fun Is laughing

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed