Profile paradoxparody: Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As So, there's a lot too me, I'm like an onion, I guess. I'm sarcastic and cynical, but with a good sense of humor. I enjoy making fun of my friends, so if I make fun of you, I probably like you.

I do seem to be a little cold at first, but I promise there is a warm gushy part inside of me... I believe it's called a heart, yes? Or maybe it's just a tumor...

I'm not too goth anymore, leaning further into Glam, and I'm just looking for other people in the alternative dress style... seeing as none existed on PoF. :/
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Average
My Height Is 5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is Black
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be

Views Views on life.

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Electronic, Classical, Ambient
When I Read, I Always Read News, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Larping

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend