noxxienapalm


Only if you like comics & zombies!

Age 37 From Champaign, Illinois Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Would Describe Myself As I'm Lauren, also called Noxxie due to my old roller derby name that I never really got to use properly! I'm a pudgy, tattooed cosmetologist and I change my hair color more than I shower (not really, but it changes quite often). I am also a Star Wars, zombie and comic book freak with a thing for horror flicks (especially if they're black & white). Since I have no current love life I spend a large quantity of my time drawing weirdness and playing Zelda. I love going to shows and listening to music more than anything. I'm fascinated by bones, coffins, taxidermy and other various morbid things. I still watch cartoons. I also read a lot. Cthulhu and other Lovecraftian fodder makes me extremely happy as well as books by drunk old men and mentally unstable females.
  • Sign Libra
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Curvy
  • My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
  • My Eyes Are Hazel
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Yes
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Other, Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Other
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • My Job Title Is Cosmetologist
  • I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s)
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker No
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Friendly, Comedic, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Games, Photography
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, The Movies, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Pizza and some 50's horror films, it always helps if you have a classic gaming system too.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try I've always wanted to try a lot of things! I wouldn't even know where to begin.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Not Religious
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Very Liberal
  • My Goal In Life Is I mainly want to just keep making art, doing hair, to continue learning new things and spend my life being happy while being in my own skin.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Horror
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Horror, Philosophy, Poetry, Science Fiction
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Anything involving house shows, Sailor Jerry rum, pizza, lightsabers, videogames and zombie movies :)
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? I guess someone who isn't a macho schmuck. I dig nerdy guys with tattoos, a love for horror films, music and a sense of humor similar to mine. No "juggalos" please.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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