Profile notsoevildead: I'm here to smell this place up

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As Yo. Hey. Yo listen, I've been hurt in the past and I need someone to cradle me. I'm kind of a new breed of goth, something you could call cowboy goth if you were so inclined to. My leg muscles are super strong, at least that's what I think. I need a smexy lady's opinion to back my own up, and yes i did mean to type smexy (inside joke LOL).
Sign Aquarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Do something mad crazy like going to 7-11 and trying to return the slurpees we bought at WAWA!!!
I've Always Wanted To Try pretending i'm an animal while i'm being intimate with a special lady. just kidding - probably just light s and m.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is To drive a long distance while in a hyper extended state of extreme dehydration.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Ambient
When I Read, I Always Read Anthology, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Hiding my manager's clothes on him (he hates that). Swimmin', poppin out of a bush, scarin peeps.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Traveling sideshows.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate