put a gag in my mouth and call my mom
Age 40 From Hollywood, California Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As Potato salad with just enough pepper. I'm a really good time but I get sad (just like everyone else, right?!). Sometimes I try to use my sense of humor to cover up just how sensitive I am. I'm looking for a girl who knows how to be herself, even if that means black lipstick, UFO pants and fishnets. My mom always hates my girlfriends, so GET USED TO IT if you want a piece of this. TOTALLY WORTH IT. Anyways, hit me up I'm tons of fun and I kill at Worl dof War crafts and snood. Let's get dark...and shit.
- Sign Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Big And Beautiful
- My Height Is Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
- My Eyes Are Black
- My Ethnicity Is Middle Eastern
- My Marital Situation Is Divorced
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Yes
- My Best Feature Is Neck
- Body Art Fanged
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These I Own A Farm
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Homemaker
- My Speciality Is Finance / Trading
- I Make This Much In A Year More Than $150,000USD
- I Live Alone, With Pet(s)
- At Home There Is Always A Party Going On
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Jock
- My Social Behavior Is Party Starter, Dark, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Internet, Dancing, Gardening, Playing Cards
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games
- An Ideal First Date Would Be seeing LOTR in the movie theater. Too bad it will never happen again and my ex girlfriend SUCKS! I can't believe I wasted the best date ever on her. She wasn't even really goth. She's a cheerleader now. I know, right?
- I've Always Wanted To Try levitation, paleontology, knife fighting
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Someone They Want To Be, A Troll
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Islam
- I Attend Services Every Day
- My Political Views Are Green Party
- My Kind Of Humor Is Sadistic, I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Horror
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, Latin, Gospel
- When I Read, I Always Read Fantasy, Home & Garden
- My Idea Of Fun Is
watching Lord of the Rings while reading lotr, while playing with lotr action figures. Wanna join?
JRR FO LIFE
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