misterpokaroo


Stranger with Candy

Age 40 From London, Ontario Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Would Describe Myself As Greetings, I am Mister Pokaroo the hokey pokey demon. Strange title isn't it? thats alright though. I am fighting a war beyond the polka door, reclaiming a kingdom that was lost. I was thrown out for my devilish ways and am currently fighting for it back. The world changes people and people change people. I have been left unchanged. I am what everyone seems to want but yet are willing to throw away. I am that creepy guy at the back of the bus who wont stop staring. I am the boy your mother warned you about. I would say I am the bogeyman but that job was already taken by a few people. Sometimes I wish i could be closer to those who may of made an impact on my life, but sadly 95% were imagnary...it happens. I tend to over think or under think things, I wish to be nomadic (a travler of sorts) but I enjoy having a home. I think of the bright side of the dark side if that makes sense to you then we may just get along
  • Sign Taurus
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Slim
  • My Height Is 6' 2 (1.88 m)
  • My Eyes Are Blue
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Hair
  • My Hair Is Black
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • My Job Title Is silk screener
  • I Make This Much In A Year $75,000USD To $99,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s)
  • At Home Friends Come Over Often
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Tv, Movies, Games, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Playing Cards
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be skinny dipping in a lake? nah i dont swim.
    Drinking under a bridge dressed up in our finest clothes...now that sounds awesome
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Other
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
  • My Goal In Life Is to own my own shop and to have a pet midgit
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Industrial, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Science Fiction
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
  • What Do You Look For? i look for something I can never truely find, someone who can rant and rave about everything but yet nothing at all.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate

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