Profile mikemenzie: i really am a mortician

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Arabic
I Would Describe Myself As i'd describe myself as funny, though retarded at times, boring and lots of fun, depressing and cheerful, smart and completely idiotic, confusing but easy to please, difficult and simple to deal with all at the same time.
Sign Cancer

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be an IDEAL first date would be going to find a decent, interesting place to sit and talk and get to know each other, then perhaps dinner, though i'd rather have a table by ourselves and cook myself than go to a restaurant most days, then finding out something the other person wants to do that i either already enjoy or haven't done yet and doing that for a while.
I've Always Wanted To Try ummm...i've always wanted to try...brussel sprouts?
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Once A Month
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is my goal in life is to reach a place personally where i'm not rich, but comfortable so i can take care of my loved one and myself and have time and opportunity to focus on doing other things we both love.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is my idea of fun can be many things: sitting with someone, just reading books, walking along the train tracks in the middle of the night, either sober and just for the walk and the scenery, or drunk and getting chased by security, sewing, going to shows, video games, piercings and tattoos, working funerals.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? i look for a person's readiness to set aside their comfort now and again to help someone else, especially when they may not want to, considering a sacrifice is more of a sacrifice if it's hard, ya know? but i look for a person that does this, not for recognition, but because they care, and does it with a smile.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed