Banana Fish farts... im yours
Age 36 From Whitecourt, Alberta Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As I like to Swim but i don't like it when people fish me, i like to eat snikkers and wave at boats. Im scared of dolphins but not sharks we good like that . be easy ya'll
- Sign Aries
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Slim
- My Height Is 4' 0 (1.22 m)
- My Eyes Are Hazel
- My Ethnicity Is African American, Pacific Islander
- I Have Kids Yes - Sometimes At Home
- I Want Kids No
- My Best Feature Is Butt
- Body Art Belly Button Ring, Branded
- My Hair Is Dark Blonde
- I Have One Or More Of These Bird, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, I Own A Farm
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some High School
- My Current Employment Status Is Retired
- My Speciality Is Military
- My Job Title Is kill all humans
- I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
- I Live With Pet(s)
- At Home There Is Always A Party Going On
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Pipe
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
- My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Fire Starter
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Photography, Fishing / Hunting, Gambling
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Trying New Things, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up
- An Ideal First Date Would Be We could swimming read a book? blow some bubbles, then rock nmy waterbed!!!
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Someone They Want To Be, Perfect, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Jewish
- I Attend Services Every Day
- My Political Views Are Anarchist
- My Goal In Life Is Take over the world by becoming a profesional athlete and eating all the cheese in the world then blow bubbles till i pass out, drunk
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Slapstick, Sadistic, I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch I Wish I Had A Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A I'm A Movie Actor
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Latin, Soul
- When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Money
- What Do You Look For? Just Send Money!!
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Intimate
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