it's another bad luck tale
Age 38 From Denver, Colorado Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As 1. Zach hates you all. A few things I've learned on my travels through this crazy little thing called life. One, a morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness. Two, I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. And 3, while I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's Playboy bush or anything. Just something that reminds me that I'm performing cunnilingus on an adult. But I guess the larger question is why is the queen city so hell bent on destroying its female population.
- Sign Libra
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Slim
- My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
- My Eyes Are Hazel
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Belly Button
- Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These Cat
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
- My Speciality Is Other
- My Job Title Is czar of the kitchen
- I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
- I Live With Roomate(s)
- At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Sports, Music, Cooking
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Concert
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Atheist
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Liberal
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Slapstick
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Sports
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Comic, History, Political, Science, Sports
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Wit
- What Do You Look For? a nice girl to ruin me
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