malenkyptitsa


part neurotic nerd, part naughty clown

Age 46 From Houston, Texas Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Spanish
  • I Would Describe Myself As Single, looking for friends in Houston, like boys with chops.
  • Sign Taurus
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Big And Beautiful
  • My Height Is 5' 3 (1.6 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is Hispanic/latino, Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Divorced
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Yes
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Black
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Student
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • My Job Title Is student
  • I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
  • I Live With Parent(s)
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Trying To Quit
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Live entertainment, preferably burlesque or music. And then to hang out and talk, before or after.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try to join the world of physical feats such as fighting styles and dance.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Agnostic
  • I Attend Services Every Day
  • My Political Views Are Green Party
  • My Goal In Life Is To open up a spa and travel and become a Burlesquer. Ok, and to get married buy a house and have kids, but somehow all in good fun.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Documentary, Horror
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, Jazz, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Music, Nature, Reference, Religious, Satire
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Laughing, being crazy, Burlesque shows, going out and exploring the weird.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? I wish to find really cool friends to hang out with in Houston. My relationship is in shambles but I am not looking to replace it.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend

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