Profile maldoror: Great Hyperbolic Omni Cognate

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be As with most things, expectations are a trap. Enjoyment
of what does happen from moment to moment is always superior,
maybe a better way to say this is that you should expect to
enjoy what ever happens, not some specific chain of events.
Very zen of me, eh?
I've Always Wanted To Try Everything.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is My goal is to live a thousand years in a platinum pyramid. Worshiped and feared by all who tread in my domain. Or something else, I can't quite decide
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Industrial, Ambient, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Anthology, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Fun is situations, fun is company, fun is good music, fun is better conversation, fun is living a little dangerously, fun is half a bottle of whiskey, fun is someone drinking the other half, fun is getting drunk and declaring that there shall be no rhyming poetry in this house and finding all the rhyming poetry and tossing it onto the front lawn, fun is cooking good food, fun is a glass (or 3) of wine with dinner, fun is.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For? I'm looking for someone smart and vibrant enough to have a conversation with me, that's not to say I'm the best or smartest conversationalist, but I'm not interested in someone who doesn't have very much to say.

I'm looking for someone who doesn't necessarily share my interests, but is willing to share their interests with me and open to experiencing the areas in which I'm interested as well.

I'm interested in cyborgs, robots, zombies, the insane, the driven, someone smarter than I am, or any combination of the aforementioned.

Jeez, I'm also looking for someone to deflate my ego/pretentiousness/pomposity, that would be nice.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate