Profile lordwillhelmfoul: this is a joke, right

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, German
I Would Describe Myself As 6 foot athletic good natured off kilter sense of humour, educated despite the papeerwork proving it and can be very opinionated
Sign Leo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be showing up at the door to get fellated and then 1 million dollars, come on realy
I've Always Wanted To Try internet dating, oh wait
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is it changes from day to day
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is you don't wanna know

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? some one fun, with a relaxed personality but can stilllight a fire when need be, education is a must i don't care how far you got in school, just weather or not you can hold an intelligent conversation, with out falling back on "i don't follow this or this one thing is stupid because it's popular to say that"
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed