Profile llglassll: Welcome to My Nightmare.

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Spanish, Italian
I Would Describe Myself As Hello, my name is Lauren. I am fiesty and crude, but most of the time it is harmless. I may be considered self absorbed but I really don't think that's the case at all. I'm insecure about a lot of things, and I cry a lot. I'm sick of spending money on boys. I want to be spoiled. I like muscles and tattoos. Facial hair is always welcome, back hair is not. I remain quiet and quite lifeless until I really know someone, somewhat like a doll. Glassy eyed looks are my expertise, so is judging people based on their intelligence. I hate fools, and I hate idiots. Don't play me for a fool, because I'm not an idiot. With all of that said, if you like tiny yet ferocious ladies look no further.
Sign Virgo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Slender
My Height Is 5' 3 (1.6 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Smile
Body Art Belly Button Ring, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These Cat
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Party Starter, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Sports, Music, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be perhaps going to get something pierced, grabbing some junk food and then playing a drinking game.
I've Always Wanted To Try driving with my eyes closed. actually, i've always wanted to try not being sarcastic.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Once A Year
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is be successful and happy. i want a house, a job in pharmacy, and cats. i want to live near my family and friends, and i want to have a lot of freetime. too idealistic? nah.
My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Metal, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Music, Satire, Sports
My Idea Of Fun Is Playing mortal combat until my thumbs hurt, watching football, eating tasty treats, and having shot contests.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Oddities
What Do You Look For? i like bad boys with good hearts, even though they're hard to find.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend