kitchenperson


Tongue Tied and Twisted

Age 41 From Portland, Oregon Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Other
  • Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Fit
  • My Height Is 6' 1 (1.85 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Other
  • My Hair Is Dark Brown
  • I Have One Or More Of These I Own A Farm
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Student
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
  • I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Dark
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Fishing / Hunting
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Playing Dress-up
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be we would just skip to the second date
  • I've Always Wanted To Try killing myself
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being A Troll, Perfect, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Other
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, I Don't Like Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Family
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Ambient, Gospel
  • When I Read, I Always Read News, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, History, Music, Philosophy, Reference, Satire, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
  • My Idea Of Fun Is pacing in my apartment, hearing a car accident far off and talking about it incessantly to everyone around me like an idiot, stubbing my toe and then blaming the furniture, talking to cats in an irritating high pitched voice, never cleaning my oven for some reason, getting drunk and then suddenly realizing that it's 11 A.M. Not P.M., criticizing my friends when they aren't around.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? a suitcase full of money to solve all of my problems. are you that?
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate

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