Profile kewllikeelvis: What is this?...a center for ants!!!??

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As Funny, precise, self controlled, and too damn spontaneous so much it gets me in trouble...however I have my sh!t together big time I run my business like a machine by the book yet I value creativity I love the arts like music, dance, musical theater (yes straight men like the theater too), (yes I know that was a stereotype), and as you guessed HUMOR big deal to me,
Sign Libra

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Cooking, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Clubbing / Bars, Playing Video Games
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services Once A Year
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is to retire by age 45
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Situation Comedies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Ambient, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read Comic, Science, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is Karaoke, Dancing all night till we puke

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Good Looks, Humor, Flirtatiousness
What Do You Look For? Ok first of all... there are basically 2 kinds of chix, the ones who have either stuffed animals on their dash or mardi gras beads on their mirror, just like there are Elvis men and Beatles men, so its a subjective analogy but its true, and also if you're one of these chix who can't laugh at yourself don't worry honey we'll all do it for you, also, I can't stand chix with an overdeveloped sense of self entitlement sorry honey the world does not owe you anything and you're no princess, more like a drama queen, ( oh and if you're a bro-hoe get off this site... move on sister go the hell back to Glamis), I joke waaay too much, so you gotta know how to laugh. By the way I'm an Elvis man.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date